As we all know, the Chicago fire was supposedly started by O'Leary the cow. However, new evidence from an anonymous source claims that it was actually the ruler of Mount Olympus who started the Great Chicago Fire. The fire that ruined millions of homes and killed many people may have actually been started by Zeus. According to the information given to us, we learned that in recent years, before the Chicago fire, the city's mortals had refused to worship Olympus. God. Furthermore, a careless mortal had even crashed his horse into a statue of the great ruler. Zeus, fed up with the disrespectful behavior, decided to punish the rebellious city. Our anonymous source's most compelling evidence was the broken lightning bolts; which could only belong to Zeus. In a piece of Poseidon's not-so-secret diary we also read "...Last night I found some shattered lightning bolts... I'm not sure who they belong to, but I fear the answer is almost indisputable. They must clearly belong to my brother... I can't quite understand the reasons for his action but I feel I shouldn't reveal it...
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